Nomtakibau!: Archive

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Thank you, AC Slater.

JEREMIAH: haha! i just ac slatered
LEEJAY: hahaha what'd you do
JEREMIAH: lol i never enlightened you?
JEREMIAH: haha okay you know ac slater right
LEEJAY: yeah
JEREMIAH: and when he goes to the max or sits in class
JEREMIAH: http://www.chucksconnection.com/saved1.gif
JEREMIAH: now, next time you take a shit, sit the same way
LEEJAY: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
LEEJAY: omg
LEEJAY: that's actually... GENIUS
LEEJAY: you always have a laptop stand!
LEEJAY: WOW!!!!
JEREMIAH: IT IS.
JEREMIAH: HAHA
LEEJAY: my mind is blown!
JEREMIAH: its not just a laptop stand
JEREMIAH: okay...imagine
JEREMIAH: you're enjoying a great meal
JEREMIAH: WHY STOP?
JEREMIAH: just take it along!
JEREMIAH: bring a candle if you're feeling classy lol
LEEJAY: WOW!!!!!!!
JEREMIAH: hahahahahaha
LEEJAY: i'm tweeting this
JEREMIAH: HAHAHAHAHA
JEREMIAH: some of my homies wont do it
JEREMIAH: but its so liberating
LEEJAY: hahaha
LEEJAY: i just don't want my stuff touching the backside of the bowl
LEEJAY: that's where the splatters are
JEREMIAH: its a dangerous game HAHA
LEEJAY: do you mind if i post snippets of this convo on tumblr?
JEREMIAH: HAHAH go for it
JEREMIAH: its better if the world knows

Dec 31st

i have a very important question that i would love...

livesoundz: what is one dish that makes you feel complete? explain your answer to me in a nutshell, and break down the specific ingredient(s) that just does it for you. i’ll start with eggs benedict with bacon. texturally, this dish has it all. your soft, creamy poached egg with hollandaise sauce, your crispy bacon, and everything in between with a perfectly toasted english muffin. the spectrum...

Dec 31st

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The One Week Digital Cleanse

jhnmyr: Mention to anyone with computer savvy that your laptop has somehow gotten slower over recent months and they’ll ask you the same thing: “have you defragmented your hard drive?” Defragmenting works by taking small slivers of information stored in various locations and consolidating them so that they’re in the same place on the drive and thus easier to access in larger chunks. Hard drive...

Dec 31st

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mmm, butter! →

I will risk my health and willingly eat all that butter at once.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling →

Dear Everyone, Please, for the goodness of humanity, take this information and retain it. Love, Leejay

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dog names with Richard.

LEEJAY: DUDE
LEEJAY: if i ever get a black dog...
LEEJAY: NOOB SAIBOT
RICHARD: hahaha!!!!!!
RICHARD: then mine will be shao khan
LEEJAY: hahahaha
LEEJAY: oh man
LEEJAY: that would be cool!
LEEJAY: mortal kombat character names!
LEEJAY: "come here, kung lao!" *whistles*
RICHARD: hahaha!!!!
RICHARD: scorpion! Come over here!
LEEJAY: HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
LEEJAY: 